highmiranda:

why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so

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jugd:

life goal: finish my chap stick before it goes missing 

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magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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